I take this opportunity to refer to a book light but not trivial, but not too absurd, sometimes brilliant but down to earth. According
"trilogy of five books by Douglas Adams, I liked most of his" ancestor "" Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. "
Ironic, lightweight deeply, seriously demented, desecrated ... I fit is at this stage of my life.
Here are two excerpts, but you should draw a quote every three pages.
[...] In the meantime came the waiter.
- Want to see the menu - he said - or know the favorite dish of the day?
- Know? - Said Arthur. [...]
A large animal like cow approached the table of Zaphod Beeblebrox. He was big, with watery eyes, small horns on his lips and something that might resemble a winning smile.
- Good evening - he said, squatting on the ground. - I am the main dish of the day. There are parts of my body that interest you most? - Muttered and mumbled something to himself, sat in a comfortable position and looked Beeblebrox and the other with still air.
Arthur and Trillian stared stunned animal. Ford Prefect shrugged, looked the other hand, Zaphod Beeblebrox hungry, with your mouth water.
- Perhaps you prefer a bit of shoulder? - Said the beast. - A nice braised in white wine?
- Um, a piece of your shoulder? - Said Arthur in horror.
- Certainly, sir - said the animal happy. - I can not offer the flesh of another.
Zaphod leapt to his feet and began to feel with the look of appreciation on the shoulder of the dish of the day.
- But the back is great - murmured the beast. - I did gymnastics and eating a pile of grain, so there's plenty of good meat, back here. - He gave a slight growl, muttered something to himself, ruminating for a while, then resumed his speech.
- Or would it braised stew? - Churches.
- You mean this animal actually wants to eat it? - Said Trillian, turning to Ford.
- I? I will not say anything at all - said Ford, with glazed eyes.
- But it's horrible! - Said Arthur. - It 's the most disgusting thing I've ever felt touched.
- What is wrong, land? - Said Zaphod, considering the huge rump of the animal.
- I do not want to eat an animal in front of me in the eyes alive and inviting me to eat it - said Arthur. - It 'inhuman.
- It 's always better than eating an animal that does not want to be eaten. - Said Zaphod.
- This is not the point - protested Arthur. Then he thought for a moment and said: - It is Well, maybe that's the point, but now I do not want to think about it. So I'll just ... um ... a plate of salad.
- I urge you to consider my liver? - Said the beast. - At this should be very tender and very nutritious, because they are months that I undergo a diet abundant hypervitaminic.
- A plate of salad - said Arthur emphatically.
- A plate of lettuce? - The animal growled, turning to Arthur look of reproach.
- mica Will not you tell me if I hurt to get a salad? - Said Arthur?
- Well - said the animal - I know a lot of lettuce plants that would not hesitate to say yes. It is precisely for this reason that in the end, to put a remedy to the problem, it was decided to breed an animal that would really be eaten and was able to say clearly, in no uncertain terms. And here I am, in fact.
- Look, - said Zaphod - we want to eat, do not philosophize, four top-quality steaks.
The animal got up with difficulty in walking, with a slight grunt satisfied.
- An excellent choice, sir, if I may. I'm going to shoot me now.
He turned and winked at Arthur with a friendly air.
- Do not worry, sir - He said. - I will be very human with myself.
- I wonder who is in any case of this ship - said Arthur.
- It 's mine - said Zaphod.
- No, I meant the real owner.
- But I am - insisted Zaphod. - Look, the property is theft, right? It follows that the property is theft. So this is my ship, clear .
- Tell the ship - segguerì Arthur.
"trilogy of five books by Douglas Adams, I liked most of his" ancestor "" Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. "
Ironic, lightweight deeply, seriously demented, desecrated ... I fit is at this stage of my life.
Here are two excerpts, but you should draw a quote every three pages.
[...] In the meantime came the waiter.
- Want to see the menu - he said - or know the favorite dish of the day?
- Know? - Said Arthur. [...]
A large animal like cow approached the table of Zaphod Beeblebrox. He was big, with watery eyes, small horns on his lips and something that might resemble a winning smile.
- Good evening - he said, squatting on the ground. - I am the main dish of the day. There are parts of my body that interest you most? - Muttered and mumbled something to himself, sat in a comfortable position and looked Beeblebrox and the other with still air.
Arthur and Trillian stared stunned animal. Ford Prefect shrugged, looked the other hand, Zaphod Beeblebrox hungry, with your mouth water.
- Perhaps you prefer a bit of shoulder? - Said the beast. - A nice braised in white wine?
- Um, a piece of your shoulder? - Said Arthur in horror.
- Certainly, sir - said the animal happy. - I can not offer the flesh of another.
Zaphod leapt to his feet and began to feel with the look of appreciation on the shoulder of the dish of the day.
- But the back is great - murmured the beast. - I did gymnastics and eating a pile of grain, so there's plenty of good meat, back here. - He gave a slight growl, muttered something to himself, ruminating for a while, then resumed his speech.
- Or would it braised stew? - Churches.
- You mean this animal actually wants to eat it? - Said Trillian, turning to Ford.
- I? I will not say anything at all - said Ford, with glazed eyes.
- But it's horrible! - Said Arthur. - It 's the most disgusting thing I've ever felt touched.
- What is wrong, land? - Said Zaphod, considering the huge rump of the animal.
- I do not want to eat an animal in front of me in the eyes alive and inviting me to eat it - said Arthur. - It 'inhuman.
- It 's always better than eating an animal that does not want to be eaten. - Said Zaphod.
- This is not the point - protested Arthur. Then he thought for a moment and said: - It is Well, maybe that's the point, but now I do not want to think about it. So I'll just ... um ... a plate of salad.
- I urge you to consider my liver? - Said the beast. - At this should be very tender and very nutritious, because they are months that I undergo a diet abundant hypervitaminic.
- A plate of salad - said Arthur emphatically.
- A plate of lettuce? - The animal growled, turning to Arthur look of reproach.
- mica Will not you tell me if I hurt to get a salad? - Said Arthur?
- Well - said the animal - I know a lot of lettuce plants that would not hesitate to say yes. It is precisely for this reason that in the end, to put a remedy to the problem, it was decided to breed an animal that would really be eaten and was able to say clearly, in no uncertain terms. And here I am, in fact.
- Look, - said Zaphod - we want to eat, do not philosophize, four top-quality steaks.
The animal got up with difficulty in walking, with a slight grunt satisfied.
- An excellent choice, sir, if I may. I'm going to shoot me now.
He turned and winked at Arthur with a friendly air.
- Do not worry, sir - He said. - I will be very human with myself.
- I wonder who is in any case of this ship - said Arthur.
- It 's mine - said Zaphod.
- No, I meant the real owner.
- But I am - insisted Zaphod. - Look, the property is theft, right? It follows that the property is theft. So this is my ship, clear .
- Tell the ship - segguerì Arthur.
